When you have no idea what to get for a birthday, why not send a roll of our Personalized Birthday Toilet Paper instead of a regular card? Sure to bring smiles and laughter, along with being practical! You can personalize the poem’s title to add a particular name or relation, and you can reuse the file again and again, changing the title when necessary…How frugal, yet practical, is that? All you need is a roll of toilet paper, some wrapping paper, and our PDF file to make an unforgettable Birthday gift!
Happy Birthday!
Birthdays come and birthdays go
and I hope that yours is happy!But you really need to be prepared,
in case it turns out crappy.So here’s a special gift from me
To help you make it through the day.If it isn’t everything you wished,
Just flush your blues away!